I was at an event yesterday.
I met a woman who was standing next to me.
I asked her how long she’d been here for.
She said, ‘Oh, less than an hour.’
Then I asked her how long she was going to stay.
She said, ‘I can only stay for the morning session.’
She looked at me and asked,
‘How about you?’
I said that I’d been here for 63 years.
That I hoped to stay around for another 20 years or so.
She said, ‘Oh, that’s nice’,
and moved to the other side of the room.